Scorpio, your dream vehicle is something along the lines of either The Batmobile (kept in the cave beneath The Manor, and definitely not for public viewing) or a Bondmobile — which means nothing less than a Maserati or an Alpha Romero will do. Here in the real world, a sports car is your first choice, but failing that, even if you're settling for something you really don't want, be sure it's black. Insist on that color — for the interior, too — and before you learn to love it, you'll be able to tolerate it.